Cafe Au Lait

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
bubblline
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cursed emojis that no one asked for but I don’t care

free to use!

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I have an addiction.

free to use!

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pastelpaperplanes

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who needs coherent words when you have cursed emojis

free to use!!!

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talisman975

@queenie-meanie

kintatsujo

OP These are genuine works of art and belong on a gallery wall somewhere (I especially like the NOmoji with the O as their mouth and “looking disrespectfully”)

bubblline
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Found a dozen eggs in the middle of the woods. Still cold even though it's a hundred degrees outside. Is this a faerie trick?

draconym

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My coworkers to me this morning: Oh, glad to see you're still alive!

Me: After getting stung by wasps?

Them: No, after eating Bush Eggs.

lemon-bastard-deactivated202110

excuse me tumblr user Draconym? you belong to the Fae now

draconym

I didn't eat all twelve eggs because I gave one to my bird; surely that should protect me at least somewhat from being bound by the Fairy Queen?

draconym

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Everyone's supportive when life gives you lemons but then as soon as the forest starts handing out eggs everybody's a critic

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chefpyro

It’s 2018 and I still have no clue how CDs work. It’s a shiny disc, how do they get data on that, let alone that much?? Magic

topographicocean

Like a vinyl disc, where a physical groove is marked into the vinyl, a laser marks the ink of a CD in a similar manner.

A laser (your disc drive) can then look at the pattern in the ink and understand it.

chefpyro

There’s no grooves on a CD tho???

rave-lord-nito

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They’re just really tiny, hence the laser. The smaller grooves means that more info can fit on a disc of the same size.

chefpyro

Man how the fuck did they figure out how to make that

thebaconsandwichofregret

well they looked at a record and said “How do we fit more information on this?” to which the reply is “Well either you make the record bigger or the grooves smaller” and making the grooves smaller is way more convenient so they say “Well how do we make the grooves smaller?” and that’s when a total madman comes out with eyes flashing and yells “WITH A LASER!”

And that’s how the CD was invented

firelxdykatara

how did they figure out how to fit information in grooves in a piece of vinyl in the first place????

nsasuke

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probably got some ideas outta this

im-p-short

Fucking mad lads

macleod

 #the really wild fact is that even purely digital forms of storing information are basically just ‘count the bump’ technology really